Things I hate about the Blues:

Their fans
Their coach
Their team

Basically everything

I’m lying on the floor trying to count to 10 in order to calm down but it’s so hard

I waited a week for this

For THAT

They played so well and then something went to shit

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY ASS TEAM YOU HAVE NEVER WON A CUP AND YOU WON’T AS LONG AS I’M STILL ALIVE AND BREATHING

DROWNING MY FUCKING SORROWS WITH ANYTHING I CAN FIND

TRIPLE OT AND A WASTE OF A GOOD POPTART PACK

NOW I’M HYPED ON SUGAR AND SAD ABOUT LIFE AND I HATE THE BLUES MORE THAN ANYTHING

FIGHT ME ABOUT HOW BITTER I AM BECAUSE OF THIS

ennis-the-menace:

Q why are you holding your dick…

babykaner:

Fuck yeah I’m eating pure sugar at 11 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING BECAUSE OF HOCKEY

I MEANT NIGHT

DO YOU SEE WHAT TRIPLE OT DOES TO ME

hockeysavingstime:

babykaner:

I GOT POPTARTS AND MUFFINS TO COPE WITH THIS TRIPLE OT

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS

POPTARTS! GOOD IDEA. *GOES TO MAKE*

also its time to support each other through this difficult and harrowing period.

Chocolate chip is my lord and savior

Fuck yeah I’m eating pure sugar at 11 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING BECAUSE OF HOCKEY

I GOT POPTARTS AND MUFFINS TO COPE WITH THIS TRIPLE OT

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS

They played your song, you fucks

On the organ, but nonetheless, THEY PLAYED LIGHT EM UP

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO